Sunday, September 16, 2007

How Do You Make Seven Even?

Here are some of the 'informal' crack to cheer you up.....

How do you make seven even?
Take away the 's'

What did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?
He wanted rich soil

What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells

What should never be eaten after it's served?
A tennis ball!!!

What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head, I will just hang around

Which side of the duck had the most feathers?
The outside

What did the King Kong say when he called the wrong number?
King Kong ring wrong

What kinda witch live in a beach?
A sandwich

What do snakes do after they have a fight?
They hiss and make up

What did the ghost say to the invisible man?
Long time no see

What is yours, but your friends use it more than you do?
Your name

It helped me during exam period....hehehe...enjoy laughing!! and SWT

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